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Stole this from 
. I'm ebil.
Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[ ] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You are quiet.
[x] = You say random, silly, things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[ ] = You wear a more down-to-earth style of clothing.
[x] = You do not wear halter tops or anything too showy.
[x] = You are under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
Innocence:
[x] = You are a virgin. (I'm 13, pervs.)
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal. (I got this collie plushie named Daisy nearly ten years ago, and I don't care that she's falling apart. I wuff her.)
[ ] = You like to cuddle.
[x] = You have never played the nervous game.
[x] = You do not even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Colors:
[x] = You like the color pink/light blue. (Pink, no. Blue, yes.)
[x] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors. (Bright colors, yes.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[ ] = You would consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] = You like "cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals.
[x] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3."
TOTAL: 18
Multiply how many you got by 4.
Repost as: "I am 72% Cute.
. I'm ebil.Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[ ] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You are quiet.
[x] = You say random, silly, things.
[ ] = You have a baby face.
[ ] = You wear a more down-to-earth style of clothing.
[x] = You do not wear halter tops or anything too showy.
[x] = You are under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
Innocence:
[x] = You are a virgin. (I'm 13, pervs.)
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal. (I got this collie plushie named Daisy nearly ten years ago, and I don't care that she's falling apart. I wuff her.)
[ ] = You like to cuddle.
[x] = You have never played the nervous game.
[x] = You do not even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 11
Colors:
[x] = You like the color pink/light blue. (Pink, no. Blue, yes.)
[x] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors. (Bright colors, yes.)
TOTAL SO FAR: 13
Personality:
[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[ ] = You would consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] = You like "cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals.
[x] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww <3."
TOTAL: 18
Multiply how many you got by 4.
Repost as: "I am 72% Cute.
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Devious Journal Entry
2 min read
This meme guesses how old you are. The answer's in the final total.
[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
[ ] You show up for school late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[X] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside 3 or more times a day.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 13
Holy crud, this is accurate.
[ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[ ] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.
TOTAL SO FAR: 2
[ ] You show up for school late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[X] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn.
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[ ] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside 3 or more times a day.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL: 13
Holy crud, this is accurate.
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1. YOUR REAL NAME:
UM, NO.
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Moizzle! (I sound like a soft drink)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Green Dolphin (worst. name. ever.)
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Mahmo (I'm some kind of fuzzy poofball, I guess xD)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Turquoise Sprite (NO I AM NOT A FAIRY.)
6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Ohdaanrin (Pretty awesome!)
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Michelle Richie
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Kooshie (Well, that failed.)
9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Moruto (Yeah, not a ninja.)
10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Danielle (Um, what?)
UM, NO.
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Moizzle! (I sound like a soft drink)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Green Dolphin (worst. name. ever.)
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Mahmo (I'm some kind of fuzzy poofball, I guess xD)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Turquoise Sprite (NO I AM NOT A FAIRY.)
6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Ohdaanrin (Pretty awesome!)
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
Michelle Richie
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Kooshie (Well, that failed.)
9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Moruto (Yeah, not a ninja.)
10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Danielle (Um, what?)
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IT'S PERSONAL SHTUFF MAN
7 min read
1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
No. I'll just go run away now.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
McDonald.
I DON'T WANT TO BE RONALDA!
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
No, I wake up every day at 6AM just to go to he- I'm sorry, school.
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Nobody talks anymore, you silly goose people, we only text ^.^
5. What are you excited for?
Um... bedtime.
6. What were you doing yesterday?
I'm not sure. I forgot.
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
That guy on the bus who hates me but then told me I had a hypnotic butt, which generated a O.o reaction from me
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Rice Krispies. SNAP, KRAKLE, POP~
9. Have a best friend?
There's Bob the elephant... no wait, we're dating.
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
No, I'm just fine living the single life.
I guess.
BUT SECRETLY I'M VERY LONELY, YOU CAN CALL ME AT 555-012-3456.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Depends, but love isn't "oh let's go out of 2 hours tralala~"
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
This boy in my science class named Noah. God, could a person be any more annoying? He thinks he knows everything in the world. >.<
13. What time is it right this second?
7:35PM
14. What do you want right now?
Pizza with pizzaz.
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Me, myself, and I.
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Singlenes FTW.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday, upon being grounded.
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
My dad, 'cha. My mom... eh, we'll keep that one on the hush.
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
No, but then when I get their trust I'm all suspicious-like.
20. How fast does your mind change?
Not that fas- SQUIRREL!
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
You bet wrong.
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
That was a stupid question. NEXT!
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Because that's what the cool people do, yo.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
If the sky ends up falling, a cloud.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
High school. WOOT WOOT
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
'Jup. My dad's plus-sized football jersey. When I was in first grade. At school, all day. It wasn't pretty.
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Three months ago. Wow, this isn't working out.
28. When is your next road trip?
In about a month or so... -groan-
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Nope, and I'm glad I don't because of those stupid "omg they talked that means tru luv" people who spread rumors.
30. How's your heart?
Well, I had an innocent heart murmur a few years ago...
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Yep. All the time.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
I've been told. My reaction: Um, ew.
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
MOAR ICE CREEEM!
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
Next time? There never was a first time. I mean, unless a pillow counts...
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Nuuuuupe.
36. Who do you not get along with?
People I get along with.
37. What does your 3rd recent text say?
I think it says "Yay, no school!"
38. What are you wearing right now?
Big fluffeh pajamas and slippers.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Lonely. Bob the elephant's not good company
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Like, never... O.o
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Hmm... Logan and Amber.
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
FIVE MORE MINUTES MOM
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
No, shut up.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
It's a physical limitation of mine.
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Sleeping.
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
MDM. My soon-to-be-legal initials? ADM.
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
Nobody...
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
About a week ago.
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
They've already kinda done that... well, moving eight hours away counts, right?
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
It was yesterday, and... you don't wanna know.
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
No, no- THE BOOGEY MAN!!!
52. Do you have good vision?
Sure I do. How do you explain these glasses?
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Yeah XD
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
My sister.
55. Are you Irish?
I think...
56. Do you use chap stick?
Only when I must.
57. Do you have any scars?
I pick my scabs all the time, so they're all over my legs. xD
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Depends, I guess, on the future.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
Noooo. Incest ain't coo, yo.
60. Name the last person to text you?
YOU DUN NEED TO KNOW...
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
That's, like, marrying a dead person. OMG, EW.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
I can, I'd be honored to walk outside in my pj's. xD
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
NO. SHUT UP ABOUT KISSING.
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side... then the left side... then the right side...
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Wake up XD
66. Do you fall for people easily?
Nope.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
My mom did.
I'm a lonely person.
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Who doesn't?!
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
You're Love's A Drug - Leighton Meester
70. Want someone back in your life?
Yep.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
I'M NOT A WEATHER FORECASTER, JEEZ. >.>
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
White
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
I've had friends?
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Yes it really does.
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
Yep. Single. And lemme say it again. Single.
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
I'm an optimistic pessimist.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
...Kowalski...
No. I'll just go run away now.
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
McDonald.
I DON'T WANT TO BE RONALDA!
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
No, I wake up every day at 6AM just to go to he- I'm sorry, school.
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Nobody talks anymore, you silly goose people, we only text ^.^
5. What are you excited for?
Um... bedtime.
6. What were you doing yesterday?
I'm not sure. I forgot.
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
That guy on the bus who hates me but then told me I had a hypnotic butt, which generated a O.o reaction from me
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Rice Krispies. SNAP, KRAKLE, POP~
9. Have a best friend?
There's Bob the elephant... no wait, we're dating.
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
No, I'm just fine living the single life.
I guess.
BUT SECRETLY I'M VERY LONELY, YOU CAN CALL ME AT 555-012-3456.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Depends, but love isn't "oh let's go out of 2 hours tralala~"
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
This boy in my science class named Noah. God, could a person be any more annoying? He thinks he knows everything in the world. >.<
13. What time is it right this second?
7:35PM
14. What do you want right now?
Pizza with pizzaz.
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Me, myself, and I.
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Singlenes FTW.
17. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday, upon being grounded.
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
My dad, 'cha. My mom... eh, we'll keep that one on the hush.
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
No, but then when I get their trust I'm all suspicious-like.
20. How fast does your mind change?
Not that fas- SQUIRREL!
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
You bet wrong.
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
That was a stupid question. NEXT!
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
Because that's what the cool people do, yo.
24. Tell me what's on your mind?
If the sky ends up falling, a cloud.
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
High school. WOOT WOOT
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
'Jup. My dad's plus-sized football jersey. When I was in first grade. At school, all day. It wasn't pretty.
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
Three months ago. Wow, this isn't working out.
28. When is your next road trip?
In about a month or so... -groan-
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Nope, and I'm glad I don't because of those stupid "omg they talked that means tru luv" people who spread rumors.
30. How's your heart?
Well, I had an innocent heart murmur a few years ago...
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Yep. All the time.
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
I've been told. My reaction: Um, ew.
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
MOAR ICE CREEEM!
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
Next time? There never was a first time. I mean, unless a pillow counts...
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Nuuuuupe.
36. Who do you not get along with?
People I get along with.
37. What does your 3rd recent text say?
I think it says "Yay, no school!"
38. What are you wearing right now?
Big fluffeh pajamas and slippers.
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Lonely. Bob the elephant's not good company
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Like, never... O.o
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Hmm... Logan and Amber.
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
FIVE MORE MINUTES MOM
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
No, shut up.
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
It's a physical limitation of mine.
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Sleeping.
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
MDM. My soon-to-be-legal initials? ADM.
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
Nobody...
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
About a week ago.
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
They've already kinda done that... well, moving eight hours away counts, right?
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
It was yesterday, and... you don't wanna know.
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
No, no- THE BOOGEY MAN!!!
52. Do you have good vision?
Sure I do. How do you explain these glasses?
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Yeah XD
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
My sister.
55. Are you Irish?
I think...
56. Do you use chap stick?
Only when I must.
57. Do you have any scars?
I pick my scabs all the time, so they're all over my legs. xD
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Depends, I guess, on the future.
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
Noooo. Incest ain't coo, yo.
60. Name the last person to text you?
YOU DUN NEED TO KNOW...
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
That's, like, marrying a dead person. OMG, EW.
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
I can, I'd be honored to walk outside in my pj's. xD
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
NO. SHUT UP ABOUT KISSING.
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The right side... then the left side... then the right side...
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
Wake up XD
66. Do you fall for people easily?
Nope.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
My mom did.
I'm a lonely person.
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Who doesn't?!
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
You're Love's A Drug - Leighton Meester
70. Want someone back in your life?
Yep.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
I'M NOT A WEATHER FORECASTER, JEEZ. >.>
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
White
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
I've had friends?
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Yes it really does.
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
Yep. Single. And lemme say it again. Single.
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
I'm an optimistic pessimist.
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
...Kowalski...
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